Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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