I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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