that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
