I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He shit in the fireplace
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