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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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