we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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