What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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