Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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