"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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