I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
pray to the hookup gods
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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