he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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