rhymes with "ouble enetration"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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