My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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