sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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