I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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