Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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