im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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