Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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