I haven't been this sober since birth.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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