i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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