I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Do vagina's smell?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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