I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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