mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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