im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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