PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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