I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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