So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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