new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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