I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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