yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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