But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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