How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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