You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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