What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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