A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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