she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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