He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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