Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
i am craving dick and cupcakes
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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