the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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