We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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