She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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