Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just want nice things and good sex
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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