I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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