too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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