Quick, to the slutcave!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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