I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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