Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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