Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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