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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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