So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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