problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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