'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
