did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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