so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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