I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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