I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Randomize