I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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