No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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